Spiders are gross

Okay, check out what I found on the side of my house! Holy Cow! It was huge, I didn't want to smash it with my foot, in fear that I'd be able to feel it pop and splatter. I finally got some guts and found a board and smashed it against the wall. There was no way I was going to let it live, what it found a way to get into my house, EEEEEWWWWWW!!!! When I smashed it, it was all green and gooey, yuck!